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Olympics 2008: Fabricated in China

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

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New developments from Beijing are pouring in: none of what you’re seeing about the Olympics is real. In fact, there AREN’T even any Olympic games this year! They occurred last year - don’t you remember? check your calendar - in Fiji. Don’t think that’s right? That’s exactly what Mao Zedong WANTS you to believe. Big [...]

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The 2008 Summer Orympics

Monday, August 11, 2008

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While viewers from the U.S. to Myanmar wondered where their takeout was, the Chinese put on quite a show at the opening ceremonies of the 2008 OLympics in Beijing. The Chinese impressed everyone with their artistic skills - the mass bongo playing, the dancing and body painting, the flying through the air - then put on [...]

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When Company Comes, Put Out the Good China

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

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Okay, so check this shit out…members of the American Olympic cycling team have now been called to task over their collective decision to wear protective masks to shield their lungs from China’s notoriously bad air pollution. This has been taken as a move so politically charged, that the cyclists have even written an apology letter to [...]

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