Up My Own Ass

Bitches is PSYCHO.

I have decided to write a NOVEL based on REAL LIFE EVENTS.  I am calling it BITCHES IS PSYCHO. In this story, there has been a convergence of two uniquely and aggressively delusional ex-friends of the universally loved and revered main character, who have allowed their wondertwin powers to activate into the shape of a huge, hairy, angry, [...]

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What Pregnant with Octuplets (8 babies) Looks Like

What you see above is the world’s 2nd woman to give birth to 8-babies… I’m sure you’ve heard about it all over the radio and news recently… I can’t figure out why the media is celebrating this sick woman and her future-worthless-welfare-children. Most of the stories forgot to mention that she already had 6 children before [...]

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Perspective, people. Perspective.

We all know that people are insane. We also know that they are stupid. But this, this is just pathetic. A Wal-Mart temporary employee was trampled – TRAMPLED, as in KILLED – by people who BROKE DOWN THE DOORS minutes before the 5am Black Friday opening. He was only 34. From the International Herald Tribune: At 4:55 a.m., [...]

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Black Celebration…

It was bound to happen eventually.  In fact, I have been predicting it for years.  Someone got trampled to death in a Wal-mart on Black Friday.  I hope Wal-mart is nailed to the fucking cross for this. Merry Christmas. Of course, I must count myself as part of the problem since my crazy ass was in [...]

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Who Wants a Clean House?

I am addicted to this show because watching it always makes me feel better about myself. For those of you who haven’t spent entire days folding laundry without ever taking your eyes off the screen, WWACH features a new family of dysfunctional slobs (residing in the greater Los Angeles area) on each episode. Viewers apply to [...]

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Just Chilling, Riding Your Bike, Talking on the Phone

Crazy Biker On Cellphone Lying Down – Watch more free videos

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Video of Guy Going Crazy at Work

Below is a video of a guy going crazy at work and flipping out. He decides to destroy the office more than attack his co-workers which is fortunate and eventually gets tazered thankfully: Believe it or not, this is actually almost identical to the time I was at work and Krispy Kreme announced that they were [...]

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