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Competency. Try it.
It’s Friday, thank god. As anyone who has ever worked a phone job can attest to, that amazing invention with the buttons and the dial tone attracts some total nutjobs that grace one’s daily life on this end of the telephone cord with some truly awesome glimpses at humanity at its finest. For example, the woman who [...]
Continue reading...You Look Like Today Made Way Too Much Sense
Monday, November 3, 2008
It’s already been a long week and it’s only Sunday. I just got off the phone with a woman who wants to book a cruise and swears up and down that she sailed out of Nashville last year on her vacation and she wants to speak with my supervisor because I am being “unhelpful and ignorant” [...]
Continue reading...Jedi Mind Tricks 101: You Will Give Me a Free Cruise…
Friday, September 5, 2008
I am a cruise travel agent. I spend all day every day telling people to go on cruises, and which ones to go on. As such, I am a pretty darn valuable asset to a cruise line. I’m also the type of person that if I’m not happy, you’re not happy (aka Only Child). In high [...]
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Friday, November 21, 2008
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