Up My Own Ass

Ok I’ve Heard of Desperate, but…

Really? I mean, match.com or www.meetyourfreakloveronline.com or whatever is one thing. And I know that people can get frustrated with the bar scene. But who REALLY looks to people in the prison system for love!?? I was searching around for something on the internet yesterday, probably something like fluffy bunnies and pretty puppies, the way some of [...]

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The Way We Were…

Among my recent yard sale finds was this soon-to-be-ebayed cache of old magazines with dates ranging from 1936 to 1954.  If you ever want to piss yourself laughing…this is definitely the ticket.  The ads alone are worth their weight in Crisco shortening.  Let’s have a look: Straight out the gate, we have an ad for Ipana [...]

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When a Women-Abusing Rapist Leaves you a Voice Mail

You ever wonder what it would be like for a closet-rapist to meet you, become enamored with you, then give you a call threatening to call them back so you can date… because they are awesome and you might be a stupid bitch, please check out these voice messages from Dmitri. Dmitri is Greek God, by [...]

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Modern Day Romance on Facebook (Social Networking)

Caught this on Digg, was just too fantastic not to post, read it top to bottom:

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