Up My Own Ass

Perspective, people. Perspective.

We all know that people are insane. We also know that they are stupid. But this, this is just pathetic. A Wal-Mart temporary employee was trampled – TRAMPLED, as in KILLED – by people who BROKE DOWN THE DOORS minutes before the 5am Black Friday opening. He was only 34. From the International Herald Tribune: At 4:55 a.m., [...]

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Mary-Kate Olsen Demands Immunity!

As the Drug Enforcement Administration continues to investigate the “accidental” overdose death of Australian actor Heath Ledger, Mary-Kate Olsen, granddaughter of photojournalist Jimmy Olsen, and member of the infamous Olsen Twins, is refusing to speak to authorities without the promise of immunity. Immunity? She has watched one too many episodes of Survivor. I knew it. I [...]

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Mary-Kate Olsen Could be Connected to Heath Ledger’s Death

Well originally there was no connection, but Mary-Kate’s lawyer keeps combating the investigation and requesting immunity from prosecution for his client. Seem guilty enough? How about dropping this in a statement: “and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed.” Niiiice… isn’t that like when you were a kid, and [...]

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