Up My Own Ass

Coke Fiends, Dinner… Everyone Gets Pardoned

I always said that once George W. Bush was out of the White House he would immediately start hitting the bottle and the pipe again. And now we have our first signs of the amazing hijinks to come. Bush began pardoning evildoers this week – and who was one of the first names on the list? [...]

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AHHHH, The Happiest Place on Earth!

I am remiss in my duties to tell everyone that I went to Disneyland. Neener, neener. As deeply jaded and sarcastic as I freely admit that I am, I still get giddy at the very idea of going to Disneyland…and I have no idea why. Perhaps it’s the instant nostalgia that is conjured by images of the old [...]

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