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7 Year Old On Drugs After the Dentist

This is just hilarious… a 7-year-old meets painkillers after his surgery at the dentist and is his first time ripped out of his mind, it’s like he’s drunk but also high — poor little guy: Thanks to Rachel for this one!

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Google Suggestion Algorithm Getting More Nefarious?

Hmm, sure seems so: (Click to Enlarge) (Click to Enlarge)

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Mary-Kate Olsen Demands Immunity!

As the Drug Enforcement Administration continues to investigate the “accidental” overdose death of Australian actor Heath Ledger, Mary-Kate Olsen, granddaughter of photojournalist Jimmy Olsen, and member of the infamous Olsen Twins, is refusing to speak to authorities without the promise of immunity. Immunity? She has watched one too many episodes of Survivor. I knew it. I [...]

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Mary-Kate Olsen Could be Connected to Heath Ledger’s Death

Well originally there was no connection, but Mary-Kate’s lawyer keeps combating the investigation and requesting immunity from prosecution for his client. Seem guilty enough? How about dropping this in a statement: “and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed.” Niiiice… isn’t that like when you were a kid, and [...]

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