Up My Own Ass

Facebook is the new CRACK!

I will admit that there is definitely a certain intangible appeal to Facebook.  Perhaps it’s the voyeuristic attributes that allow you to simply rifle through someone’s profile as though it were their medicine cabinet, or perhaps it’s the ability to add friends to your Facebook account like you are adding rats to a maze, and [...]

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25 Random Things that None of You Could Possibly Care Less About!!!

Okay, this is one of those God-awful survey things circulating around Facebook, right now, so I will post MY answers for everyone to see: Rules Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have [...]

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CMAs Still On – Democrats Remain Orgasmic About Obama Victory

After much deliberation, the Country Music Association has decided that the show must go on. Despite the tragedy of Barack Obama’s victory in last week’s presidential election, the CMA Awards will go on as planned on November 12. American Idol minx Carrie Underwood, and a piece of paisley fabric apparently, will host the awards that will [...]

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I Can See You. I Know What You’re NOT Wearing…

Well?  Do you?  If you haven’t already done so, the scary blue stalker guy with the shady, pixely face is going to hunt you down and find you, photograph you, and post it on his Facebook for all the world to see. I have absolutely fallen off the anonymity wagon and hopped onto the post-a-message-everytime-you-take-a-shit bandwagon.  It’s [...]

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We don’ need no grammer let the mutha effa WHA!!!!

I’m always on the lookout for signs of our times because they are endlessly amusing or endlessly frightening and at any rate it’s always good to see “were u at” in life. I’Ve uNfoRtuNaTEly GoTTen KinD of USed to SeEing WriTing LiKE THIs, but I can never quite get over some of the…slang?…that is cropping [...]

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“I’m not good at expressing myself” just reached a whole new level.

I’m a writer, I’ve always been a writer, I can type faster than I can think, and I’ve never had a problem putting my thoughts or feelings to words, and setting those words to paper. …Screen. Blackberry…Facebook status? Whatever. I’ve discovered over the years, that there are approximately only about 4 other people in the whole WORLD who [...]

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Modern Day Romance on Facebook (Social Networking)

Caught this on Digg, was just too fantastic not to post, read it top to bottom:

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