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Olympics 2008: Fabricated in China

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

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New developments from Beijing are pouring in: none of what you’re seeing about the Olympics is real. In fact, there AREN’T even any Olympic games this year! They occurred last year - don’t you remember? check your calendar - in Fiji. Don’t think that’s right? That’s exactly what Mao Zedong WANTS you to believe. Big [...]

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Breaking News: Fake Breasts Aren’t Automatically Nice Breasts

Friday, August 8, 2008

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First off, I like boobs… big fan of the things. You can’t cut anything with them, peel vegatables or really even use them to hold anything, but if you’ve ever gotten a chance to spend time with them, they just seem smart. Honestly I meet very few people that dislike boobs. Men and women alike seem [...]

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