Up My Own Ass

If You are Going to Harass Your Crazy Mom in the Kitchen This Year…

… be sure to videotape her psychotic abuse and post it on YouTube for the world to see your dysfunctional family. Mom in the kitchen baking holiday cookies and beating her children reminds me of those times when I’m out at the zoo on a beautiful day and the parents have taken the family out for [...]

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Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime…

It started out innocently enough.  I was listening to Christmas music, allowing myself a modicum of giddiness that Christmas is on its way.  It just isn’t Christmas in my world if I can’t hear Elton inviting us to “step into Christmas” or Bono reminding us “tonight, thank God it’s them instead of you!” I madeth a joyful [...]

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