Up My Own Ass

Facebook is the new CRACK!

I will admit that there is definitely a certain intangible appeal to Facebook.  Perhaps it’s the voyeuristic attributes that allow you to simply rifle through someone’s profile as though it were their medicine cabinet, or perhaps it’s the ability to add friends to your Facebook account like you are adding rats to a maze, and [...]

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Under the “Damn Why Didn’t I Think of That?!” Category…

People simply never cease to amaze me. I mean, they really don’t. They are mind-blowingly…um…creative? Resourceful? And they sure do cover their bases! So earlier this month apparently a couple woke up (a handsome, charming couple – please see endearing image below) and rose early one Saturday to engage in the good ol’ American tradition of the [...]

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Reunited and it Feels So Good…

At the risk of dating myself, my 20 year high school reunion is already in the planning stages for next fall.  In fact, I was about the only date I could get back in high school – hell, I didn’t even get asked to PROM, for crissakes – but that’s just one of myriad uncomfortable [...]

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I Can See You. I Know What You’re NOT Wearing…

Well?  Do you?  If you haven’t already done so, the scary blue stalker guy with the shady, pixely face is going to hunt you down and find you, photograph you, and post it on his Facebook for all the world to see. I have absolutely fallen off the anonymity wagon and hopped onto the post-a-message-everytime-you-take-a-shit bandwagon.  It’s [...]

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“I’m not good at expressing myself” just reached a whole new level.

I’m a writer, I’ve always been a writer, I can type faster than I can think, and I’ve never had a problem putting my thoughts or feelings to words, and setting those words to paper. …Screen. Blackberry…Facebook status? Whatever. I’ve discovered over the years, that there are approximately only about 4 other people in the whole WORLD who [...]

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