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Assholes of the Week

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

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It’s time to hand out my very infrequent and rare Asshole of the Week Award, and it’s a tie this week between blind as a bat New York Governor David Paterson and some attention-hungry slit in North Carolina. Mind you, some white supremacist couple in Pennsylvania made the news after trying to get an extra-vanilla [...]

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Michael Phelps to Walk on Water in One More Olympic Race

Sunday, August 17, 2008

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Winner of about a cajillion gold medals, Olympic doggy paddler Michael Phelps has gone from the new Hannah Montana to the greatest athlete ever to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Himself, as he has announced that he will actually walk on water during his last race in the summer Olympics. Phelps, who denies any relation [...]

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