Up My Own Ass

Awesome Halloween Costumes: The Pet Edition

If you’re going to be that amazing, your sidekick has to be too.

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All Right, if Your Lazy Ass Hasn’t Gotten a Halloween Costume Yet….

Here are some ideas to get your butt in gear. You know you want to be this awesome.

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Always a Trick, Never a Treat

Halloween stinks! Just as much as the metal band Helloween, who, even in my teen metalhead days, I couldn’t take seriously. There are three things I can’t stand: green peas, Norwegians, and anyone who refers to Halloween as a “holiday.” It ain’t a holiday. Any more than Valentine’s Day or your stupid birthday, no matter how [...]

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Happy Halloween-Ass-Cheeks

Robert Heron just sent this one in, and I think you should try it… seriously, and send us pictures.

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Happy Xbox RRoD Halloween!

Every year trendy internet-meme pumpkins get funnier and funnier. We’ve all seen the throwing up pumpkins, the pumpkins stabbing eachother and the venerable ass-cheeks pumpkins, but how many tech pumpkins with something as recognizable as the Xbox 360 Red Ring of Death have you seen? Thanks Brad Agdern for sending that one in and to Gizmodo [...]

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