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Come Oscar Season, Don’t Forget The Joker
We’ve all seen The Dark Knight by now, yes?. If you haven’t there something wrong with you. It’s a rare occurrence for me nowadays, going to see the motion pictures, what with the ass-raping that is ticket and food prices. But how can anyone not be a part of the phenomenon that is The Dark [...]
Continue reading...Mary-Kate Olsen Demands Immunity!
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
As the Drug Enforcement Administration continues to investigate the “accidental” overdose death of Australian actor Heath Ledger, Mary-Kate Olsen, granddaughter of photojournalist Jimmy Olsen, and member of the infamous Olsen Twins, is refusing to speak to authorities without the promise of immunity. Immunity? She has watched one too many episodes of Survivor. I knew it. I [...]
Continue reading...Mary-Kate Olsen Could be Connected to Heath Ledger’s Death
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Well originally there was no connection, but Mary-Kate’s lawyer keeps combating the investigation and requesting immunity from prosecution for his client. Seem guilty enough? How about dropping this in a statement: “and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed.” Niiiice… isn’t that like when you were a kid, and [...]
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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