Up My Own Ass

Why Can’t Christmas be EVERY Day???

Because if it were, we’d be fucked. Christmas brings out the absolute WORST in people.  I was reading an article about how the atheists are under the bus now because of their “just be good for goodness’ sake” campaign.  Of course, they preface it with “why be Godly?”  So, it’s fairly antagonistic, but still…the point is [...]

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Coke Fiends, Dinner… Everyone Gets Pardoned

I always said that once George W. Bush was out of the White House he would immediately start hitting the bottle and the pipe again. And now we have our first signs of the amazing hijinks to come. Bush began pardoning evildoers this week – and who was one of the first names on the list? [...]

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Black Celebration…

It was bound to happen eventually.  In fact, I have been predicting it for years.  Someone got trampled to death in a Wal-mart on Black Friday.  I hope Wal-mart is nailed to the fucking cross for this. Merry Christmas. Of course, I must count myself as part of the problem since my crazy ass was in [...]

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Smashing Pumpkins

I love Halloween.  I love pumpkins.  So, it was a no-brainer that I volunteer us to chaperon on a field trip to a pumpkin patch for our son’s 5th grade class. Then I remembered that I hate other people’s kids. I don’t know WHY I can’t retain that vital piece of information, but I am forever distracted [...]

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