Up My Own Ass

What a Bite in the Ass!

Do you see this?  This is the bite that my ex’s girlfriend’s mother’s DOG took out of my son’s ass. Am I pissed?  You BETCHA. Here’s the setup – I needed to go out of town for half the day on Sunday, and she said she would watch my children.  I certainly couldn’t ask their FATHER because, [...]

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I Might Have a Sunburn… or Leprosy

Sometimes you are huge and totally ripped, and other times your chest itches and you just want to peel your skin off with a hand-rake. It really depends on the seasons and if you are allergic to cats or not. What you see on the holy hell right there is a series of “scientific” shots of [...]

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Hogan’s Crash Victim, John Graziano, Missing Half of Head

Holy fucking shit… it’s been kept out of the media for the most part, but it was said that when Hulk Hogan’s son crashed his car and put his friend, John Graziano, in a coma that he had a “hole in his head” from the accident. Later, Hulk was quoted as saying that God put [...]

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My Face, My Beautiful Face

What do you suppose caused this awesome looking wound across my face? Ignoring for a second the powerful jawline and naturally pouting lips that you could put an infant to sleep on… let’s focus on the crippling scar that is now running across 80% of my face. Your natural instinct (I can’t blame you) is to [...]

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