Up My Own Ass

A Sucking in Connecticut

Now y’all had to know I would go see this.  I plan on spoiling the everloving HELL right out of it, so if you plan on seeing it, just stop reading now. ****** Seriously, I am holding nothing back.  You have been warned. ****** Okay, so, I am fairly certain that most of you have seen the [...]

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Are T.A.P.S. and The Ghost Hunters full of S.H.I.T?

Yes. Okay, so here’s the deal…I watch pretty much every television show pertaining to the paranormal that comes around the bend, due to my greater than average interest in the field (and my addiction to anything passing itself off as “reality” TV).  In fact, I might even go as far as saying that I am an [...]

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New DNA Testing Clears JonBenet’s Family from Guilt

Holy Christ-on-crackers… after 12 years of assumed guilt for killing their daughter, JonBenet Ramsey, the Ramsey family’s name has finally been cleared of all shadows of doubt over their daughter’s death due to new “Touch DNA” testing. “Touch”? More like “About Fucking Time” testing… or “Pig-Raping Hell, Where Was This 12 Years Ago” testing… Can you even [...]

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