Up My Own Ass

Welcome Home, Matthew!

My rant about the state of the universal healthcare initiative is going to have to wait.  Today, I am a douchebag. For the past month, I have been lamenting the fact that an entire segment of my neighborhood has had their Christmast lights up…and LIT.  Every day we’d drive by and I would say, “Oh, take [...]

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No Child Left Behind Leaves Behind Lots of Kids (but just the dumb ones)

The #1 threat to America right now is education. When you really sit down and think about it, no one stupid ever plotted an assassination or a terrorist attack. No one stupid every rioted and killed police or injured public officials. No one stupid ever didn’t shop at Wal-Mart because it was eating America from the [...]

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