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John Mayer is an Amazing Lover - Like Me

Well word on the street is that John Mayer is apparently quite the amazing lover. Sources close to Jennifer Aniston (Mayer’s new flame) are saying that Aniston can’t stop smiling because she is getting “good homegrown dick”* from the rock-star. * This is a quote from me; I quote myself… I’m that important. Apparently Mayer likes to get [...]

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