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Crappy Valentine’s Day!

Well, tomorrow’s the big day, folks.  Quite possibly the lamest, most high-pressure holiday in existance, created for the sole purpose of making people spend huge sums of money on useless crap to prove their love…or, at the very least, make people feel like complete douchebags. Don’t get me wrong.  I am a girl, ergo I like [...]

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Warning: You Might Not Love Your Pet Enough

Do you love your pet enough? Are you sure? If you need something to put cat food in, and you walked into the pet store, what isle would you go down? Would you pickup the Bergan 5 Quart Galvanized Pet Feeder that you see on the left there for $3.99? Maybe your cat is sort of [...]

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