Up My Own Ass

Michael Phelps to Walk on Water in One More Olympic Race

Winner of about a cajillion gold medals, Olympic doggy paddler Michael Phelps has gone from the new Hannah Montana to the greatest athlete ever to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Himself, as he has announced that he will actually walk on water during his last race in the summer Olympics. Phelps, who denies any relation [...]

Continue reading...