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82-year-old Hugh Hefner’s Heart Broken by GF Who’s, Like, “OMG what?? We won’t have kids!?”

I love the news. I really LOVE the news: 7-year-old gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine SHEBOYGAN (AP) — A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith Saturday after crawling into a supermarket’s stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone. Man Arrested After Reporting Pot Theft McALLEN, Texas [...]

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