Up My Own Ass

Brand New Name, Same Poor White Trash…

I was recently introduced to a brand new word that made me wish I had the power to inflict incapacitating hemorrhoids on the person that thought of it. Recessionista. According to the first few Google matches, a “recessionista” is someone who can manage to look stylish on a budget.  Really?  Or does it really mean, “a person who [...]

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The French Like to Steal Money

That’s right… the FRENCH. Apparently a French scam artist told a Vietnamese guy that if he gave him piles of money ($35k in this case) that the French guy could soak the money in a vat of special liquid along with blank pieces of paper, and by morning the money will have doubled itself. The Vietnamese [...]

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Man Tries to Cash Check for $360 Billion

What makes someone awesome? How would you describe the ethereal state that is: being awesome? You might think it has to do with good looks, money, maybe athletic ability? I think it has more to do with incredible comprehension skills, strategic thinking and basic motor functions. This is Charles Ray Fuller a Dallas man who is awesome. Charles… [...]

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