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CareerBuilder Thinks Racism Helps You Vote

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

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What happens when you take an audio-syncing e-Card service from CareerBuilder and then get a black women to call in and leave a message that is synced to the monkey? A self-imposed insanely racist e-Card! Just for future reference, since people obviously like insulting themselves… I’d pick a completely neutral animal… like a South African Pine Rooster.

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Monkeys and Fat People are Lame

Monday, May 5, 2008

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I’ve got the solution to North Korea’s food problem… how about horrifically obese monkeys? What you see here is the result of tourists to the Japanese wildlife sanctuary overfeeding the monkeys. The awesome part about this is that no one gave a shit while the monkeys were getting too fat to walk, just afterwards… after their [...]

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