Not too shabby… Britney’s new video, Womanizer, has semblances of the original Brit-Brit we all fell in love with 30 years ago… or whenever that was that we fell in love with her. I guess she was like 14 back then and now she’s 50, but she is looking pretty good. This is more along the [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Why won’t *Nsync get back together? I love *Nsync. Notice that I didn’t say, “I LOVED *Nsync.” I realize that is a bold admission from someone wishing to be taken seriously…well…at ALL, but hear me out. When *Nsync was on top of their game, cranking out their wonderfully gooey brand of soft-core pop ejaculate, I was missing [...]
Continue reading...Monday, August 25, 2008
I despise cigarette smoke. Unless I’m at a casino. Then it just feels right. Breathing that shit in. Mmm. Where’s that 70-year-old cocktail lady with my Scotch? If a gambler sits next to me at the slots with a Lucky Strike or a Chesterfield lit up, I turn to him or her and say, “Welcome, stranger. [...]
Continue reading...Friday, May 9, 2008
For the folks that don’t normally regular Funny or Die (the Will Ferrel-backed comedy site) John Mayer has pooped out a pretty funny skit recently on how he makes his music: Makin’ Music with John Mayer on FunnyOrDie.com And yes, this average looking guy only sleeps with super models and actresses so… he’s totally just one of [...]
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Saturday, October 11, 2008
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