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Visiting Mom in Small-Town Idaho, Part 3 of 3: Lasting Impressions - They Hit You Like a Goat in the Back Door
If you’ve forgotten, or were just sleeping through, Part 1 and Part 2 of my visit to my dear mother in Bordertown, Idaho, you may or may not have realized or cared that those were but two installments of what was to be a trilogy. If you didn’t make the connection, that’s ok, I was never [...]
Continue reading...82-year-old Hugh Hefner’s Heart Broken by GF Who’s, Like, “OMG what?? We won’t have kids!?”
Friday, October 10, 2008
I love the news. I really LOVE the news: 7-year-old gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine SHEBOYGAN (AP) — A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith Saturday after crawling into a supermarket’s stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone. Man Arrested After Reporting Pot Theft McALLEN, Texas [...]
Continue reading...“Balanced News You Can Count on”
Friday, September 19, 2008
There are television news stations throughout the country, even the planet - possibly the universe - offering “balanced news.” Coast to coast, in between the Doppler times Infinty weather report and sports man Buzz Shaftcrotch with his high school volleyball coverage, you are promised news that is “balanced” and/or “fair.” Maybe Rupert Pupkin and Fox News started [...]
Continue reading...Some Mighty Big Shoes to Fill…
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
This just in…the remains of an alleged Bigfoot have been revealed by two apparent fucktards from Georgia. (fucktards not pictured) A press conference held today at Happy Hank’s motor lodge in You’ve-got-to-be-fucking-me, California revealed that the photo of a carcass that was originally thought to be Ron Jeremy, status post drinking binge, is – in fact [...]
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Wednesday, December 3, 2008
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