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Obama to Tackle Next Crisis: Oprah’s Weight Gain

President Elect Barack Obama says he is putting the country’s economic crisis on hold for the time being in favor of a much greater issue: Oprah Winfrey’s latest battle with her stupid weight. Winfrey bravely came out about her most recent fattening up last month, causing those across the U.S. to pause – as they lose [...]

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