Up My Own Ass

Panda BEAR… Dumbass….

Any story that starts out like this is going to be awesome: BEIJING (AP) — A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear’s enclosure hoping to get a hug, state media and a park employee said Saturday. Don’t fall for their wily woman panda ways! Or you’ll end [...]

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We need cute, STAT!!

It has been brought to our attention that our “Cute” section is big on quality but short on quantity so in the ensuing weeks our cuteness gnomes will be running full speed to bring to you, dear reader, the adorable quota your life requires. Times are tough. We understand that. But kitties and puppies, they are [...]

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