Up My Own Ass

Scarlett Johansson Takes us on a Breastacular Adventure

This past Thursday Scarlett Johansson attended… … attended a Michael J. MAMMARY GLANDS Fox foundation benefit for AIDS, ugly children, turkey sandwiches, gardening convention, Parkinson’s disease. Scarlett “Big Red” Giant CHEST PLAYGROUND wore a dress to the event, although for the first half of the night no one noticed. It wasn’t until 11:30 that anyone noticed she [...]

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