Up My Own Ass

When a Stranger Calls…

Okay, when I saw the tiny thumbnail of this cartoon, I thought the corndog was a tampon.  Of course I wondered, “What the hell could a hot dog POSSIBLY have to say to a tampon?”  I’m sure you have all wondered that on more than one occasion. But, I am totally having to blog right now [...]

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When a Women-Abusing Rapist Leaves you a Voice Mail

You ever wonder what it would be like for a closet-rapist to meet you, become enamored with you, then give you a call threatening to call them back so you can date… because they are awesome and you might be a stupid bitch, please check out these voice messages from Dmitri. Dmitri is Greek God, by [...]

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