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It’s an Inspirational Time…
The election is past us now (thank GOD will you MORONpeople stop calling my CELLPHONE now and wasting my MINUTES!?), and I’ve been in a reflective mood since that fateful night. Like, why the hell did boyfriend and I just spend $14 on two shots of tequila and two chasers at the election night party, only [...]
Continue reading...CMAs Still On - Democrats Remain Orgasmic About Obama Victory
Monday, November 10, 2008
After much deliberation, the Country Music Association has decided that the show must go on. Despite the tragedy of Barack Obama’s victory in last week’s presidential election, the CMA Awards will go on as planned on November 12. American Idol minx Carrie Underwood, and a piece of paisley fabric apparently, will host the awards that will [...]
Continue reading...John McCain Run up to the Whitehouse Having a Hard Time
Sunday, November 2, 2008
John McCain Accidentally Left on the Campaign Bus Overnight Cindy McCain Claims She’s “Just Like Any Other Female Human” Thanks goes to Preston Lee for sending these in.
Continue reading...Bush’s 3rd Term
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Grant Gochnauer just dropped this in our inbox… awesome photoshop job:
Continue reading...States to Vote on Incest and Bestiality
Thursday, October 23, 2008
The religious right tried to warn us, but some of us - I’m looking at you Massachusetts and California (good thing I’m cross eyed) - didn’t listen. That slippery slope that everyone laughed at, the one about gay marriage leading to things like incest and bestiality, is now a serious possibility. Some states, probably New York [...]
Continue reading...Philly Hockey Fans Boo Palin
Monday, October 13, 2008
Alaskan governor and actual VP candidate Sarah Palin dropped the ceremonial first puck at a game between the Philadelphia Flyers and the New York Rangers last weekend and was not only booed by the Philly fans, but checked into the boards by several Flyers players. But the joke was on her anyway, as it wasn’t a [...]
Continue reading...Redneck Woman Clarified Why Obama Would be a Bad President
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
… that title is a bit misleading, let’s try this one: Redneck woman, barely able to speak, tried to explain that Obama is an unsuitable president because of his name… because aye-rabs are cutting soldiers heads off in Iraq. It’s pretty much iron-clad, I get that, what I also appreciate is how these redneck’s accents are so [...]
Continue reading...U.S. Cities Preparing for the Obama Riots
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Cities around the U.S. have begun taking precautions, including hiring extra law enforcement, to prepare for the inevitable riots after the presidential election on November 4. One official, who wished to remain anonymous, said that “those people” will riot and loot on a whim, and that it will happen regardless of the Election Day outcome. “If [...]
Continue reading...McCain Picks Broad; Conservatives Rejoice!
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Senator John McCain, the gruff Republican presidential hopeful, Vietnam veteran, and maker of delicious food products such as Pizza Pockets and many great frozen potato-based snacks, finally chose his running mate on Friday. And it is Alaska governor Sarah Palin, believed to be a cousin or perhaps niece of Monty Python funnyman Michael Palin. And [...]
Continue reading...When Company Comes, Put Out the Good China
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Okay, so check this shit out…members of the American Olympic cycling team have now been called to task over their collective decision to wear protective masks to shield their lungs from China’s notoriously bad air pollution. This has been taken as a move so politically charged, that the cyclists have even written an apology letter to [...]
Continue reading...I’m Voting Republican
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Getting ready to vote come November? Be sure to vote Republican, Bush was awesome!
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Tech News, Gaming, Gadgets & Reviews
- Black Friday Deals
- Working Around Gmail Contact Importing: Oops. An unknown error occured while importing your contacts.
- Controlling the Future of Gaming and Entertainment Starts with Game Consoles
- Grand Theft Auto IV DLC Announced… and No One Cares
- Mirror’s Edge on the PC Gets NVIDIA PhysX Material Enhancements
- Why Halo 3’s Loads Slower With The New Xbox Experience
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
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