Up My Own Ass

All right, put down your Crackberry…

You have GOT to see the new phone they’re cooking up. It’s the most innovative, amazing, awe-inspiring, god-like thing to descend to the earth since…like…good ol’ homecookin. It does everything. Rumor has it that it will even shit for you. I have to get one. Go check it out and take the whole tour, it’s worth [...]

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