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Tera Patrick to Co-Produce Saints Row 2 (Video Game)

We have always been big supporters of activities that involved boobs either directly or indirectly so when we heard the news that Tera Patrick was signed on to co-produce an already fun-looking Saints Row 2, we got pretty excited… in our pants… but also about the game… but mostly in our pants. While we are also [...]

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Porn Star Mary Carey Suffers from Pig-Whore Disease

For the adult-film fans out there you may be crushed to know this but scientists have reported that Mary Carey, the fat pornstar that farts all the time, has been diagnosed with “Pig-Whore” disease. While family and friends have issued a press-statement saying: Mary has always been a fighter and will pull through this. She’s never been [...]

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