Up My Own Ass

What Pregnant with Octuplets (8 babies) Looks Like

What you see above is the world’s 2nd woman to give birth to 8-babies… I’m sure you’ve heard about it all over the radio and news recently… I can’t figure out why the media is celebrating this sick woman and her future-worthless-welfare-children. Most of the stories forgot to mention that she already had 6 children before [...]

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Epic Fail or My Reputation Has Obviously Preceded Me

I’ve been playing video games since I was a kid, back in the 80’s heyday of the arcades. I played them as much as I could and after having the knock-off specialist Texas Instruments system during those days, I have gone out of my way to own the systems that I want. After the N64 [...]

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Please Don’t Litter!!!!

Honestly, I blame the McCaugheys.  You remember… Kenny and Bobbi McCaughey and their septuplets.  Fucking SEPTUPLETS. The drill is always the same.  “We couldn’t have babies, so we prayed about it and God blessed us with all these wonderful babies and promised to take care of all of us!!!” My question is this:  Why weren’t you listening [...]

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Are You Pregnant Ref? Cause You Missed the Last 2 Periods!

Next time you are at a Hockey, Football, Soccer, whatever-game, maybe consider making yourself one of these just incase you get frustrated?

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