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I Can See You. I Know What You’re NOT Wearing…
Well? Do you? If you haven’t already done so, the scary blue stalker guy with the shady, pixely face is going to hunt you down and find you, photograph you, and post it on his Facebook for all the world to see. I have absolutely fallen off the anonymity wagon and hopped onto the post-a-message-everytime-you-take-a-shit bandwagon. It’s [...]
Continue reading...Happy Have-Sex-With-Your-Ex-Day!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
While visiting 1-800-Flowers.com today, I was surprised, as I’m sure you’ll be as well, to discover that it today is Ex-Day. What is Ex-Day? Let’s see what 1-800-Flowers.com says: Inspired by CBS’ new series, THE EX LIST, “Ex Day” on October 16th is the perfect day to reconnect with your “Ex” and who knows…sparks could fly again! [...]
Continue reading...82-year-old Hugh Hefner’s Heart Broken by GF Who’s, Like, “OMG what?? We won’t have kids!?”
Friday, October 10, 2008
I love the news. I really LOVE the news: 7-year-old gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine SHEBOYGAN (AP) — A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith Saturday after crawling into a supermarket’s stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone. Man Arrested After Reporting Pot Theft McALLEN, Texas [...]
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Saturday, October 25, 2008
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