Up My Own Ass

Dear Rihanna…

Okay, I know this subject has been acknowledged by this thread already, but I feel like beating a dead horse.  Wait, did I really just type that? Okay, tasteless as that may seem, I am laying this one out.  This pisses me off.  I don’t know her from Adam’s housecat, but I know enough to know [...]

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From the Brilliant Parenting Files…File #4

I love reading how cracked out parents can be. I dunno, I mean call me old fashioned but I’ve just always associated the idea of “Parent” as synonymous with those silly things like “responsible”, “upstanding”, “role model”. Even “intelligent”. But with every new day, a new file is dropped on my desk in this series [...]

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I Can See You. I Know What You’re NOT Wearing…

Well?  Do you?  If you haven’t already done so, the scary blue stalker guy with the shady, pixely face is going to hunt you down and find you, photograph you, and post it on his Facebook for all the world to see. I have absolutely fallen off the anonymity wagon and hopped onto the post-a-message-everytime-you-take-a-shit bandwagon.  It’s [...]

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Happy Have-Sex-With-Your-Ex-Day!

While visiting 1-800-Flowers.com today, I was surprised, as I’m sure you’ll be as well, to discover that it today is Ex-Day. What is Ex-Day? Let’s see what 1-800-Flowers.com says: Inspired by CBS’ new series, THE EX LIST, “Ex Day” on October 16th is the perfect day to reconnect with your “Ex” and who knows…sparks could fly again! [...]

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82-year-old Hugh Hefner’s Heart Broken by GF Who’s, Like, “OMG what?? We won’t have kids!?”

I love the news. I really LOVE the news: 7-year-old gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine SHEBOYGAN (AP) — A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith Saturday after crawling into a supermarket’s stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone. Man Arrested After Reporting Pot Theft McALLEN, Texas [...]

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