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A Sucking in Connecticut

Now y’all had to know I would go see this.  I plan on spoiling the everloving HELL right out of it, so if you plan on seeing it, just stop reading now. ****** Seriously, I am holding nothing back.  You have been warned. ****** Okay, so, I am fairly certain that most of you have seen the [...]

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Top Ten Movies of 2008: It May Be Late But It Was Worth the Wait

Okay, in all fairness, it was probably not worth the wait at all. Of course, that in turn implies that there was a wait, which is probably also non-existent.  All that being said, I am sharing my 10 favorite movies of 2008 from 10 down to 1. The list is not so much the level best movies of [...]

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Earth Starts Spinning Again – I Saw Indiana Jones 4

Ok calm down, just breathe… that’s right, breathe. I went and saw Indiana Jones 4 opening night (I waited to post about it until now just to build suspense because you all hang on my every word) and it was… great. *** SPOILER WARNING *** This post will contain major spoilers, so stop reading if you haven’t [...]

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Big Surprise: Speed Racer Fails to… Not Suck

Not too surprising, it looks like the Speed Racer remake from the Wachowski Bros (5 years after the last Matrix) sucked donkey balls just as the trailer implied it would. There was all this buzz about the special camera technology that they developed just to shoot this movie and how it was always under lock-and-key, then [...]

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