Up My Own Ass

Failing the eHarmony Application for Love

Come on, the fella should get points for honesty, no?

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Twilight’s Last Gleaming…

I haven’t read it.  I haven’t seen it. But yet, I find myself wrought with desire to talk about it… and not in a good way.  Generally, I sort of try to ignore things like this unless they interest me in a way that doesn’t make me want to inflict bodily harm.  Sadly for me, I [...]

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The Vapid Whore Wars or Bitches Is Crazy

For the past few weekends, I keep seeing the trailer for a new film that both horrifies and repulses me. There are a lot of terrible movies coming out in the next couple of months, February being the movie industry’s port-o-potty, but this particular piece of shit is coming much sooner than that. The opening chords of [...]

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To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before – Part 1 of 3

Whether its Cheryl Tiegs, Lillian Gish or Sharon Tate after the murders, every young boy has a handful of starlets he’s pretty keen on, dames with stems for miles or huge gazoongas. He may write this gal a fan letter; he may write her a poem. He may Rebecca Schaeffer her right on her own front [...]

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Modern Day Romance on Facebook (Social Networking)

Caught this on Digg, was just too fantastic not to post, read it top to bottom:

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