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Please Don’t Litter!!!!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

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Honestly, I blame the McCaugheys.  You remember… Kenny and Bobbi McCaughey and their septuplets.  Fucking SEPTUPLETS. The drill is always the same.  “We couldn’t have babies, so we prayed about it and God blessed us with all these wonderful babies and promised to take care of all of us!!!” My question is this:  Why weren’t you listening [...]

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Experiencing the Anti-Customer Policies at Best Buy

Monday, September 15, 2008

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I hope this image becomes ingrained in your mind.  Focus on it. This is the first thing that I want you to think about whenever you hear, are reminded of, or even see the words “best” and “buy” crammed together in big black letters with a yellow backdrop.  Time and time again Best Buy finds [...]

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Olympics 2008: Fabricated in China

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

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New developments from Beijing are pouring in: none of what you’re seeing about the Olympics is real. In fact, there AREN’T even any Olympic games this year! They occurred last year - don’t you remember? check your calendar - in Fiji. Don’t think that’s right? That’s exactly what Mao Zedong WANTS you to believe. Big [...]

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No Child Left Behind Leaves Behind Lots of Kids (but just the dumb ones)

Thursday, June 19, 2008

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The #1 threat to America right now is education. When you really sit down and think about it, no one stupid ever plotted an assassination or a terrorist attack. No one stupid every rioted and killed police or injured public officials. No one stupid ever didn’t shop at Wal-Mart because it was eating America from the [...]

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Man Tries to Cash Check for $360 Billion

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

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What makes someone awesome? How would you describe the ethereal state that is: being awesome? You might think it has to do with good looks, money, maybe athletic ability? I think it has more to do with incredible comprehension skills, strategic thinking and basic motor functions. This is Charles Ray Fuller a Dallas man who is awesome. Charles… [...]

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