Up My Own Ass

I Am Not Looking for the Holy Grail but Walmart Seems to Think I Am

It is a well known fact that our country is currently in dire straights economically. There are many reasons for this from unchecked corporate spending to bad tax policies but I think one reason that is overlooked is the fact that shopping is a huge pain in the ass and stores never have what you [...]

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Mr. Whipple Needs to Whip Some Ass…

I was just at the grocery store at 5:30 p.m.  That was my tactical error.  I don’t work a traditional work week and I am not bound by the confines of a schedule that allows me only a brief “on my way home” window in which to buy groceries.  I don’t know what I was [...]

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Perspective, people. Perspective.

We all know that people are insane. We also know that they are stupid. But this, this is just pathetic. A Wal-Mart temporary employee was trampled – TRAMPLED, as in KILLED – by people who BROKE DOWN THE DOORS minutes before the 5am Black Friday opening. He was only 34. From the International Herald Tribune: At 4:55 a.m., [...]

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Black Celebration…

It was bound to happen eventually.  In fact, I have been predicting it for years.  Someone got trampled to death in a Wal-mart on Black Friday.  I hope Wal-mart is nailed to the fucking cross for this. Merry Christmas. Of course, I must count myself as part of the problem since my crazy ass was in [...]

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Let’s All Pray for the Stupid People…

Seriously.  Why is there so much of it in the world?  Isn’t there a non-profit organization dedicated to the elimination of stupidity? I have been looking forward to a specific rummage sale for several weeks now.  I had my strategy in place, my stockpile of cash, I was SET to do a little transacting.  The rummage [...]

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YARD SALE!!!

Yard selling is my crack. I spend every weekend morning hunting and rummaging for the lost works of Rembrandt and any other amazing treasure that I can get my hands on.  It is a passion that burns with an unquenchable intensity, and I stoke the fires regularly. That being said, nothing pisses me off more than bad [...]

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