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2-Car Pileup Today, Be Safe This Memorial Day

There was a 2-car pileup on the Jefferson Expressway early this morning, police report. Apparently the two drivers were getting off of long shifts at the factory and were unable to stay awake at the wheel. When paramedics found the two drivers they both seemed to be “sleeping peacefully” with no obvious injuries. Upon further investigation [...]

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