Up My Own Ass

Selma Blair’s Bedroom Eyes Made me Flacid

I like to help people when I can… no scratch that… I like to help humanity when I can, which is always. That’s the way I roll. Given that (and my ripped abs), when you think of the phrase “bedroom eyes”, like “Jennifer is giving me her bedroom eyes”, do you think of a sultry sexy look, [...]

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