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Inky Stinky.
I love tattoos. I love everything about getting a tattoo. I love the anticipation of the tattoo, the tawdry feeling of subversiveness that comes with hanging out in the tattoo parlor, the knowledge that you are going to leave looking a little more badass than when you walked in, and ESPECIALLY the searing sting and deafening [...]
Continue reading...Panda BEAR… Dumbass….
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Any story that starts out like this is going to be awesome: BEIJING (AP) — A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear’s enclosure hoping to get a hug, state media and a park employee said Saturday. Don’t fall for their wily woman panda ways! Or you’ll end [...]
Continue reading...Competency. Try it.
Friday, November 21, 2008
It’s Friday, thank god. As anyone who has ever worked a phone job can attest to, that amazing invention with the buttons and the dial tone attracts some total nutjobs that grace one’s daily life on this end of the telephone cord with some truly awesome glimpses at humanity at its finest. For example, the woman who [...]
Continue reading...Happy Have-Sex-With-Your-Ex-Day!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
While visiting 1-800-Flowers.com today, I was surprised, as I’m sure you’ll be as well, to discover that it today is Ex-Day. What is Ex-Day? Let’s see what 1-800-Flowers.com says: Inspired by CBS’ new series, THE EX LIST, “Ex Day” on October 16th is the perfect day to reconnect with your “Ex” and who knows…sparks could fly again! [...]
Continue reading...Let’s All Pray for the Stupid People…
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Seriously. Why is there so much of it in the world? Isn’t there a non-profit organization dedicated to the elimination of stupidity? I have been looking forward to a specific rummage sale for several weeks now. I had my strategy in place, my stockpile of cash, I was SET to do a little transacting. The rummage [...]
Continue reading...From the Brilliant Parenting Files… File #3
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
The first line of the story says it all: STEVENSVILLE, Montana (AP) — About 90 elementary school students in Montana have started a series of rabies shots after a parent let them touch a dead bat that was later confirmed to be diseased. But really, to get the full effect, you have to keep reading: The mother of [...]
Continue reading...Redneck Woman Clarified Why Obama Would be a Bad President
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
… that title is a bit misleading, let’s try this one: Redneck woman, barely able to speak, tried to explain that Obama is an unsuitable president because of his name… because aye-rabs are cutting soldiers heads off in Iraq. It’s pretty much iron-clad, I get that, what I also appreciate is how these redneck’s accents are so [...]
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Monday, January 5, 2009
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