Up My Own Ass

Thank You for that Contribution, Diane…

You probably heard about the poor teenager that escaped to a local gym in California, emaciated and shackled at the ankle. The AP reported that “The teen told investigators he had been seriously burned on his left arm when someone purposely lit a fire in the fireplace while he was chained there and sleeping. Authorities who [...]

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Your Call is Very Important to Us

I fucking hate call centers. The reasons for this are numerous and multi-faceted. Specifically, I hate WORKING in call centers. Although I recently completed my sentence of telephonic servitude, my significant other jumped in front of that bullet to save my life. He is my hero. I am going to try and paint a picture of how [...]

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