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The Vapid Whore Wars or Bitches Is Crazy

For the past few weekends, I keep seeing the trailer for a new film that both horrifies and repulses me. There are a lot of terrible movies coming out in the next couple of months, February being the movie industry’s port-o-potty, but this particular piece of shit is coming much sooner than that. The opening chords of [...]

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The Day the Earth Stood Still Looks… Interesting

This is an extended 5-min trailer for the upcoming The Day the Earth Stood Still movie. The thing that interests me the most about these world-catastrophy type movies is either what happens to us, or how we get out of it. Movies like Independence Day solve that problem by throwing layers of absolute retardation ontop of [...]

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Gran Torino: Clint Eastwood is a Freaking Badass

I don’t care if you aren’t Clint Eastwood fans, I am making you Eastwood fans because he’s a badass. It’s not that he acts like one… he just is. He can’t help it, it’s in his blood. It’s like asking Stallone in the most recent Rambo to pet a putty and kiss a kitten… he [...]

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Tokyo Gore Police is a Family Movie

The “Break it Down” Blog introduced us to the upcoming Oscar-winning family movie: Tokyo Gore Police back in April with the first teaser trailer, but it seems that a new trailer and more gooder trailer has come out for the movie, really going into depth and showing how the characters are developed. For film fans out [...]

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Punisher: War Zone – Sometimes A Shotgun in the Face is Hilarious

What was wrong with the first Punisher? Tom Jane is a badass, there were guns and bad guys and a montage scene in which he built an entire car… what was missing? Gore! You don’t make a movie like Punisher, from a comic founded in mostly punishing people and skip the gore. There was the typical cheese-action-violence, [...]

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X-Files: I Want to Believe Trailer

All I can say is Hell Yes. I was one of the (few?) that loved the original X-Files movie… I had to see it 3 times before I even understood what it was about that that means it’s a good movie. I also have an IQ of 44.

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