Up My Own Ass

Bullies Suck. Let’s Hate Them.

I have been thinking an awful lot about bullies and the general process of bullying, lately.  They’re everywhere, really.  They are the ones cutting you off in traffic and then giving you the finger.  They are the ones that cut in front of you in line at the grocery store and act like they didn’t [...]

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Lindsay Lohan in 3 Years – Hot to Haggard

Ran across this on Digg and my god, cocaine and alcoholism have not been kind to Lindsay Lohan. We’ve gone from “cut/hot girl next door” from her Herbie days to wondering who’s mom “that old hag” is… ugggg It’s sort of unfair… starting out in Hollywood, no one spells out for you that non-stop trips down [...]

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Inky Stinky.

I love tattoos.  I love everything about getting a tattoo.  I love the anticipation of the tattoo, the tawdry feeling of subversiveness that comes with hanging out in the tattoo parlor, the knowledge that you are going to leave looking a little more badass than when you walked in, and ESPECIALLY the searing sting and deafening [...]

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Kate Moss is Ugly… Anyone Can Be Beautiful

Break it Down Blog did a piece early this year called “There Are No Ugly Women” and then pointed at 9 before-and-after shots of contestants from the show The Swan. The results are incredible. Every woman that started off as “unhelp-able” in my limited capacity to judge this type of stuff, ended up looking at least “beautiful” [...]

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Tara Reid: Why Plastic Surgery is a Last Resort

A lot of women out there think that plastic surgery is a quick-fix for trouble spots… it’s not… it’s so not. While I can certainly understand getting cosmetic surgery after years of trying to get rid of something that bothers you or enhance something that you cannot live with out, I would never agree that it’s [...]

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