Up My Own Ass

Fuck You, Guy…

You know what… you Walmart loving hobo… fuck you… just fuck you (click to enlarge):

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I Am Not Looking for the Holy Grail but Walmart Seems to Think I Am

It is a well known fact that our country is currently in dire straights economically. There are many reasons for this from unchecked corporate spending to bad tax policies but I think one reason that is overlooked is the fact that shopping is a huge pain in the ass and stores never have what you [...]

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Perspective, people. Perspective.

We all know that people are insane. We also know that they are stupid. But this, this is just pathetic. A Wal-Mart temporary employee was trampled – TRAMPLED, as in KILLED – by people who BROKE DOWN THE DOORS minutes before the 5am Black Friday opening. He was only 34. From the International Herald Tribune: At 4:55 a.m., [...]

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Black Celebration…

It was bound to happen eventually.  In fact, I have been predicting it for years.  Someone got trampled to death in a Wal-mart on Black Friday.  I hope Wal-mart is nailed to the fucking cross for this. Merry Christmas. Of course, I must count myself as part of the problem since my crazy ass was in [...]

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Shopping for an Office Chair

So I managed to break my office chair this weekend… most likely caused by my ripped abs and bathing suit models always calling me… and anyway, now I need a new one. I bought this chair at Wal-Mart (or American-raping-Chinese-dream-company as it’s known around my desk) for $75.00 like 6 years ago… and I’m pretty sure [...]

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