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Porn Star Mary Carey Suffers from Pig-Whore Disease

For the adult-film fans out there you may be crushed to know this but scientists have reported that Mary Carey, the fat pornstar that farts all the time, has been diagnosed with “Pig-Whore” disease. While family and friends have issued a press-statement saying: Mary has always been a fighter and will pull through this. She’s never been [...]

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