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Hott – With Two T’s

“Poop” is also spelled with two consonants. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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Hippo Accidentally Eats Dwarf During Circus Act

Does this guy have the shittiest luck ever or is it just me? This guy is just minding his own business, being a dwarf, doing the circus act he’s done 900 times already and flies off the trampoline sideways (on accident?) right into the mouth of a yawning hippo. If that’s not “bad timing”, it is certainly [...]

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