Up My Own Ass

A lot of women out there think that plastic surgery is a quick-fix for trouble spots… it’s not… it’s so not.

While I can certainly understand getting cosmetic surgery after years of trying to get rid of something that bothers you or enhance something that you cannot live with out, I would never agree that it’s a good first step.

More specifically I think liposuction is a bad choice. All that stabbing and prodding around, tearing up all that connective tissue that keeps your skin stuck to your fat and muscle so it at least looks natural.

You go ripping around inside your body with a big metal pole, tearing that stuff up and you end up with cascading flows of skin.

I think more women saw an after picture of what you end up looking like, they might either be happy with what they had or try diet/exercise with a bit more gusto…. so there you go, here’s Tara Reid… take a good look at her.

I don’t even think a lot of people remember what Reid looked like before she got addicted to plastic surgery and drinking alcohol instead of water.

We remember… we remember everything. This is what Tara Reid used to look like:

Easily classified as a petite-hottie. We aren’t sure why she felt obligated to wreck herself on plastic surgery and booze, but we’re sure it had something to do with self-loathing.

So that’s our PSA for the day… if you need plastic surgery, go for it, but if you can live without it, or are on the fence about it… stare at Tara longer… we’re pretty sure you’ll decide to skip it for now.