Up My Own Ass

We have always been big supporters of activities that involved boobs either directly or indirectly so when we heard the news that Tera Patrick was signed on to co-produce an already fun-looking Saints Row 2, we got pretty excited… in our pants… but also about the game… but mostly in our pants.

While we are also heavily involved in church and church-related activities, we don’t see a problem to involving an ex porn-star-turned-producer in a controversial sandbox shooter like Saints Row 2.

We think THQ and Volition are playing the “Our game will give you boners” card with this one; hoping that teenage boys and lonely men will get sucked into the marketing hype surrounding the game and purchase… <click> it without even <click> waiting to read any reviews <… confirm credit card…> about the game. Cause that’s just what we they do… living in their parent’s guest room covered in Cheetos cheese and smelling like Herpes.

In all honestly… we can’t really think of a better game to get a porn star involved with… maybe Duke Nukem Forever, but that’s never coming out and stuck so far up it’s own ass that involving God himself in it wouldn’t make a difference.